A: All day.
Q: How long did I wear my sweater backwards at work today?
A: “Hey, I think your sweater is on backwards.”
Q: What was not said to me to inform me of this?
A: “Wow, your neck is all chafed!”
Q: What was actually said to me to alert me of this?
A: “Jesus fucking Christ.”
Q: What was my response to this realization?
A: My boss.
Q: Who was the person who heard me say this?
A: The head of the company.
Q: Who did my boss immediately tell of this incident to, while laughing loudly?
A: This guy right here.
Q: Who’s classier than a solid gold toilet seat?