Fashion Victim

A Game of Jeopardy in Which the Category is My Unfortunate Life

A: All day.

Q: How long did I wear my sweater backwards at work today?

A: “Hey, I think your sweater is on backwards.”

Q: What was not said to me to inform me of this?

A: “Wow, your neck is all chafed!”

Q: What was actually said to me to alert me of this?

A: “Jesus fucking Christ.”

Q: What was my response to this realization?

A: My boss.

Q: Who was the person who heard me say this?

A: The head of the company.

Q: Who did my boss immediately tell of this incident to, while laughing loudly?

A: This guy right here.

Q: Who’s classier than a solid gold toilet seat?