Get Your Geek On

Ask Mr. Computer! (That’s me.)

Some friends of mine come to me for help with their computers, and I always help them, because that’s the kind of ridiculously nice and smart person I am. I recently helped my friend from Drablands with his Apple computer and now it runs like a dream! Assuming you dream of the things I do, like poisoning little kids and eating lots of hot dogs.

So if you want to, you can ask Mr. Computer (that’s me) about your computer problems! It doesn’t matter if you have a Kaypro or a Harley Packer, I can help you with style!

So, remember the magic phrase: ASK MR. COMPUTER or DIE!